People are so trusting in Dallas. Do you see these ladies flinching at the possibility of me being a serial rapist with a snazzy mustache? No. Even after JFK, the Mavericks, and Mexico groping their undercarriage, these people no how to make a man feel welcome.
On the other hand these ladies proved the saying "Everything is bigger in Texas" wrong, as you can see.
I take it back, Texas blew.
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